breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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lindsaylohoean:

when people block you on facebook after they don’t know what to say in an argument anymore

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Directions for my Ass

reallylameblog:

Keep refrigerated. Microwave for one minute and thirty seconds when ready to eat

em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

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lickgold:

Purple on my eyes

lickgold:

Purple on my eyes

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boys SUCK

5yr old me

5yr old me

i dont want boyfriend jeans to be a thing!!!!!!!!! i dont like them!!!!!!!!

preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

(via worldwar2chainz)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via tittytittygangbang)

mememaster:

its called fashion look it up

mememaster:

its called fashion look it up

(via rabioheab)

Hotdog

badkidsjokes:

why is a hotdog called a HOTdog

because it is sexy

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THEME BY DOLLCITY